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> snake will never be in a nuclear attack on Hiroshima

> Snake will never be abducted like Madeline Mcain

> Snake will never be sold into slavery

> Snake will never be picking cotten

> Snake will never be killed with a sharpened bamboo shaft

> Snake will never be executed by Waffen-SS divison Das Reich in a French village in 1944 after a partisan attack Fegelein: > Snake will never be gang raped

> Snake will never be molested by Jimmy Savile

> Snake will never be shot in the head by a Mujahidden militant after having his fingers cut off That's what I'm counting on

> Snake will never be executed by ISIS

> Snake will never be forced to pay a tax to live safely within ISIS controlled territory

> Snake will never drown trying to get to the EU

> Snake will never be on the top floor of the World Trade centre building 1

> Snake will never be caught by LSSAH in the early stages of Barbarossa

> Snake will never be killed in Babi Yar

> Snake will never be forced to dig his own shallow grave before having his head bashed against a tree

> Snake will never have his hands cut off for keeping his rice

> Snake will never be part of the Red Terror's long list of victims

> Communists will never hang Snake

> Snake will never die of a blood clot from sitting around masturbating all day long

> Snake will never have a heart attack live on chat

> Snake will never be strangled by his family who regret bringing him into this world

> Snake will never be sent to a Siberian Workcamp for crimes against Soviet troops

> Snake will never be Anne Frank

> Snake will never be the victim of the 1950's race riots in the UK

> Snake will never be the victim of National Front members

> Snake will never be killed by Patrick Bateman

> Snake will never die of heart disease and we'll never get to forget he existed

> Snake won't join this chat and see my memes

I won't lie it would be the best thing to happen to me this week if this happened

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