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"The wiki is in flames. Total's glorious vision for the community is in ruins. His best bud, Solo, has backstabbed Total and become salty."

"Articles are burning. At Total's latest blog, Solo went and made him look really stupid. War has begun, a conflict that will engulf the whole wiki in emote fire. Saltiness and backstabbery have usurped being chill and a total bro. Traitors lurk in PM. Factions are gathering. All must choose a side or be banned."

"Solo musters his backstabbers. Bureaucrat status itself the object of his lust. Sitting in chat upon his throne of ash, Total waits for his ex-best bud to return. But his true enemy is Cattle Truck, who seeks to enslave the community to his salty whims."


"The screams of the chill, the pleas of various bros resound to the cruel laughter of Dark Seer. Bans and zero fun time await all should Total be backstabbed and lose all of his pokemon."

"The Age of Awesome and Chill has ended."

"The Age of Cunts has begun."'

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THE WORLD OF JIMMIES HAMMER 40,000. REMINDER WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH 40K FANON AND ALWAYS BEEN ALLIES WITH 40K FANON.

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DRAMATIS JIMMIESEdit

The Emperor and His RetainersEdit

  • Emperor Total
  • Ninja the Siglite
  • Bladiamus Pius

The PrimarchsEdit

  • Tardir the Lion
  • Supah the Phoenician
  • Imposter the Siege Master
  • Bo Burnkhan
  • Legion the Great Wolf
  • Bolshy the Dense
  • Tom the Night Haunter
  • Dirge the Angel
  • Master Shadow Warrior the Gorgon
  • Remos the Red Angel
  • Kirby Guilliman
  • 40kfan the Prince of Decay
  • ONI the Red
  • Solo the Arch Traitor 
  • Necrus Aurelian
  • Vivaporius
  • Dancemaster the Raven
  • Ghost the Hydra

Legionaries AstartesEdit

  • Khal the Architect of the Heresy
  • Lither the Master of Faith
  • Dog the Warmaster
  • Orkius the Eternal

The Ruinous PowersEdit

  • KuHB1am, the Blood God
  • Dark Seer, the Changer of Ways
  • Vegas adict, the Plague Lord
  • Blade bane, the Prince of Pleasure

Miscellenous PersonaesEdit

  • Ovaltine Fateweaver
  • T42 the Overlord of Barbarus
  • Fabricator General Plague
  • Papazolous Voss
  • King Chuupan
  • Reichsfurher SS Amy 

The States of Jimmies Hammer 40,000Edit

  • Oceania (Jimmies Hammer)

The purest and the greatest of the states, Jimmies Hammer follows INGSOC to the letter, and continues our war against our eternal rivals, Eurasia, who we have always been at war with, alongside our eternal allies of Eastasia, who we have always been allies with for all of history. Formed before Total's fall and the Jimmies war.

  • Eurasia (Warhammer 40,000 fanon wikia)

Our eternal enemies, the Neo Bolshevik Eurasians are tyrannical monsters who are the cancer of the world. They must be crushed.

  • Eastasia (Warhammer 40,000 fanon wikia)

Eastasia is the newest of the three states. It has always been our ally.

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